Δευτέρα 19 Μαΐου 2008

It's all about the ladies...

Let’s start with a laugh....

I really can't help me, I've become obsessed with models falling apart on the stage...and please don't give me that bull about how difficult this s*** is...That’s a foul. Not being able to do the one and only thing required of models…C-mon! Top Model just called and Tyra wants her shoes back...Enough with the models talk, it actually drives me crazy, the reason??? I dated that chick back in high school, I know she misses me...lol, just kidding...talking about decisions and commitment...

Candace Parker??? U seem to be a true gangsta baby! I've made WNBA jokes...
You've made WNBA jokes...
But Candace, the No 1 draft pick of this year's WNBA, is no joke...
In her professional debut on Saturday, Parker scored 34 points on 12 of 19 shooting for the Los Angeles Sparks in a 99-94 win over the Phoenix Mercury . She also added, and try and follow along, folks, 12 rebounds, 8 assists, 2 steals, and a block. That's Josh-Smith-like stat filling right there, only with more points. Did I mention she's still wearing a brace on her shoulder??? Sick!
It's just one game, and it's not likely that there will be any swarm of interest flowing to the WNBA, but it definitely raises the profile of the struggling league...

Και στο κεφαλαιο Internazionale F.C.:
Πρεπει να ειναι η πιο μισητη ομαδα που εχει υπαρξει ποτε...Και τι δεν εχω ακουσει τα τελευταια χρονια..."Δεν είχε αντιπάλους". "Ευνοήθηκε από την διαιτησία (!)". "Στη Ιταλια ειναι μονο 3 οι μεγαλες ομαδες, Juve, Milan, Fiorentina!!!" "Δεν μπορεί να κάνει κάτι αξιόλογο στο Τσάμπιονς Λιγκ." "Κέρδισε μόνο δύο από τα έξι ντέρμπι με Ρόμα, Γιουβέντους, Μίλαν". "Στα μερικά κρίσιμα σημεία δεν έδειξε χαρακτήρα και έκανε τα πράγματα δύσκολα" Αυτό που δεν είναι εύκολο, όμως, είναι όλοι να σε αμφισβητούν, αλλά παράλληλα να σε φοβούνται. Ολοι να σε κρίνουν, αλλά κανείς να μην σε κερδίζει. "Ηταν η Ιντερ εναντίον όλων των άλλων", σημείωσε ο καημενος ο Μάσιμο Μοράτι, ο οποιος ειναι αποριας αξιον πως δεν εχει παθει ακομη εμφραγμα με ολα αυτα που εχει δει... Και έχει δίκιο...Μεχρι να παρει καποιος αλλος τα ηνια στο Scudetto you can do as much talking as you want and simply kiss our a$$!

Irrelevant brief comment of the day: Boy that Andie MacDowell is such a bad actress....gaw f*** off with the gross hair already... just finished watching Short Cuts...hated it!

And I got a little something for the ladies...I believe that Greek chicks (of my age) are somehow trapped between 2 realities, 2 different worlds...The first one is the old school generation, our parents generations (just around the sexual liberation of the 70's) where ladies were getting married after a setup, a matchmaking (προξενιο) and where loοοοοοοοng negotiations were taking place about the bride's dowry...The second 1 is today's status quo, a result of the invasion of the American style and TV teens hit shows in the 90's, (insert Beverly Hills 90210 jokes right about here...), the role model of the independent woman who can have (try) a bunch of guys before finally settling down with a man and having a family...and then divorcing him of course for a wealthier husband, lol! I could put some blame for the parents too here...you know the deal, overspoiling and shit.. they usually turn around and blame every fucking thing on this earth, except their own obviously fucked parenting skills...
Although there are still around some of those old school ladies I find many girls willing to take the new age approach, break the rules and get into the whole "1 night stand" party...
The fact that we, man, are always set to receive the blame is the best part of it and what keeps me laughing all day long...Reality test: why should a man commit when there are plenty of young girls out there ready to "spread the love"????
I've seen many of those girls making the exact same mistake and changing "mates" just like that...well no hard feelings here but you' ve probably had too much "Sex and the City" while failing to realize that Greece and Thessaloniki especially are never gonna be New York City...good luck finding the perfect mate, he is Greek of course with lots of $$$ and eyes only for you...oh and I almost forgot, "Σαν την Χαλκιδικη δεν εχει", lets build a 4th peninsula!
Again, that was just a random though of mine, some will 'preciate it some will hate it just remember "not to worry about the people in your past , there is a reason they didn't make it to your future.."

NBA conference Finals update:
Funny how the last 10 years or so (actually 5 of last 8) it's the time of the year where I find myself rooting for the Spurs (awwwwwwg!) to eliminate those damn Fakers...Up next? I see Pistons and the Lakers fighting for the trophy...
And what about those socking news, Charles Barkley decides to stop gambling!
A little late for Sir Charles but wise move after facing last week felony charges for failing to repay a $400.000 gambling debt to the Wynn Casino...yay! Vegas baby!