Don't Taze Me, Bro!

I'm talking about the dudes that don't bring their A game...Dudes around Hate City who only live for the showoff...Makes me wonder why I sometimes find myself in a place with so many dudes...dudes walking around the room and staring at the floor...Hey, sorry to bring you the bad news, but this is what ALL the dudes who have no social value do!

• If you are interested in a girl...you talk to her!!! You don't work the phones all night long trying to keep it busy and you don't let her hear you saying: "We r still out there, I pretty much dunno where we'll be next" while you already have plans with a different bunch of people...
  
• If you are not interested back off or lay low!!! You don't just stay with the girls to keep your hommies happy...what kind of sorry-ass attitude is that? Women tend to give you social value by how hot the women and men you're with are...Nothing happens though if you keep acting like the dude that just stares the floor...
• Be creative and stay classy (staying classy doesn't mean you have to be a dork)!!! If you wanna make a good impression never take somebody to a place where you haven't been and tested...If you do so, don't just take a leave of absence 15 min afterwards, to avoid being hacked (girls hated the place) by saying you got plans...C-mon, how much more of a loser can you be???
• Each and every one of us commits fashion blunders once in a while, but several fashion mistakes made by dudes are just unpardonable and downright illegal:

1. Blaring Designer Labels or "The Show off": I don’t fancy being a walking billboard and neither must you. Dude seriously... It’s not a stylish look. Just because you are wearing a designer’s name on your chest, sleeve, or anywhere, doesn’t make you stylish.
   
2. Shiny or Glittery Shirts, Suits and shoes: If you are searching for a getup to go nightclubbing in, I can think of much better choices than those that are sparkly, shiny and ultimately in bad taste. Keep it simple stupid!

• And now to my favorite dude: The good lookin' educated dude who finds himself at this totally "underground" bar, falls in love with it just to impress the girls around and says to me: "My friends don't come to those places, I wish they were like you so I could be hanging here more..." Dude seriously, r u for real??? The same dude who pretends to like camping and goes on as to say that he camps for the last 10 years or so..The bitch who met him this summer at a Greek island turns to him and gives her side of the story: "But you told us when we met that it was the first time you were camping"....Awkward and a little embarrassing I'd say...
• And you definitely don't wanna be the drank dude that pushes you to hit a girl, her boyfriend being out of town, a close friend of yours...

And I have to come up with some funny shit about couples...People can develop bad habits in long relationships if they lean too much on the other person. They can depend so much on the other person that they lose the ability to take care of themselves. And I'm talking about simple things...This dude, who was spending the whole night at his girlfriend's arm, says to me "Fuck! it's too crowded here, can you please call the waiter , I need a drink!" C-mon man, ain't your bitch, wake up! It turns out these bad habits can really take over every aspect of their lives...

So...If left wondering what you DO:
Be the stalker!
Go to the City's best nightclub and ask for ID's from 16 years old-my role model is Paris Hilton- lolitas...shit makes them so scared you might even get a bj...
And straight forward give a hug to whoever hangs around wearing a t-shirt like this 1:
Remember: "Only wise men learn from their mistakes..."

Irrelevant observation of the day: It seems like those damn Chargers are gonna put SD on the map in a major way...! SAN DEEEYAHGOOOO BABY!!!!!!!!!!! If these Chargers can beat the Pats, it is entirely possible that the world will end immediately afterward...